MSTR DOG · PONS · ROBINHOOD CHAIN
HANK.
A yellow Lab who sat on a company laptop case once and accidentally became the mascot that never sells.
Adoption papers
Everything on the recordMSTR Dog — intake record
FILED —- Name
- MSTR Dog
- Ticker
- $HANK — he answers to Hank
- Breed
- Yellow Labrador, unbothered
- Chain
- Robinhood Chain (Pons)
- Trading pair
- HANK / ETH
- Total supply
- —
- Liquidity
- —
- Ownership
- —
- Contract address
- Not deployed yet
How we got here
The short versionHe was already famous
Hank turned up years ago in a company post that did numbers and then went quiet. No campaign, no relaunch. A puppy on a laptop case, sitting there the whole time waiting to be found again.
He has the right instincts
Dogs do not panic sell. Dogs do not read the chart at 3am. Dogs sit exactly where you left them and are delighted when you come back, which is more conviction than most portfolios manage.
He keeps it simple
Hank pairs against ETH, the thing everything else on the chain already settles in. Deeper liquidity, one less moving part, and nobody has to check a stock ticker to work out what their dog is worth.
Tricks he knows
In the order he learned themDeploy on Pons, pair against ETH, burn the liquidity, hand over the keys. No presale, no team bag, no unlock cliff to explain later.
DoneChart tools, price trackers and a socials footprint that actually resolves. The unglamorous plumbing that makes a token findable by someone who is not already in the group chat.
In progressListing applications, aggregator submissions, and a Hank sticker pack. Hank goes and gets things. It is the one command he is genuinely good at.
NextCommunity art, contests and whatever the holders decide is funny that week. This part is not up to us, which is the point.
Ongoing, foreverHow to buy
Three steps, one dogGet on Robinhood Chain
Add the network to your wallet and bridge in. Same chain the rest of the Pons ecosystem lives on.
Hold some ETH
Hank trades against ETH, so that is the side you swap from. Have some in the wallet before you go looking for the pair.
Swap for $HANK
Open the pair on Pons, paste the contract address from his papers above, and swap. Then leave it alone. He is good at that part.